(2024)

Submitted by Evil Ed

POOPER:
Cardinal Benitez (Carlos Diehz) is elected Pope Innocent XIV.
Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) learns that Cardinal Benitez has a uterus and ovaries in addition to a penis. Cardinal Benitez decided to cancel a trip to Geneva, that the previous Pope funded, where he would have undergone a laparoscopic hysterectomy.
Cardinal Lawrence does not divulge Cardinal Benitez’s secret as the crowd celebrates his election outside.

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