Submitted by Maggie
After failing to find a room mate who will kill themselves, the “smart” roommate threatens to jump off a bridge and kill himself. The “stoner” roommate gets up there and the one threatening to jump off says that there’s another section in the school charter. It says that if a roommate threatens to commit suicide, they and their roommate get through no matter of grades for that year. Predictably they both pass the school year. In the end the “smart” one stays at college and the “stoner” one goes to work for his dad cleaning toilets.