Submitted by Mary C

Jesus, with the help of El Santo, defeats the vampires who have been preying on the lesbians of the city (the vampires are out to harvest the skins of lesbians so as to be able to live in the light) and turns Mary Magnum and El Santo’s girlfriends back into humans.

It is unclear what exactly Jesus is doing on earth, whether the world is ending as a result of his return, and what his future plans might be now that the vampires have been vanquished.