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The Longest Yard

Caretaker (Chris Rock) is killed, just like in the old version, only the lightbulb isn’t rigged to explode, it’s Crewe’s (Adam Sandler’s) radio. Everything else is the same as the first movie (sometimes word for word, scene for scene) – the convicts win, Crewe scores the winning touchdown, Crewe earns the respect of the guard who has been tormenting him all movie, and the warden still thinks Crewe is trying to escape when he’s only trying to retrieve the game ball.