The Virginity Hit(2010)

Submitted by Tornado Dragon

SHORT VERSION:
To try to bring Matt out of the emotional slump that he has been in since his breakup with Nicole, his friends hire his favorite porn star, Sunny Leone, to meet with him and take his virginity. Some days later, Matt’s friends take him to a strip club where she is scheduled to do one of her performances, and after her performance concludes, they bring him backstage to meet her, and she soon invites them all onto her tour bus. However, she soon tells Matt that she has decided that she can’t have sex with him, explaining that it wouldn’t be right for him to lose his virginity like this because, when you have sex with somebody for the first time, it should be with somebody that you think is special and somebody that you might be in love with.

Matt reluctantly accepts Sunny’s decision but asks for – and is granted – five minutes alone in the bus’ bedroom with her. When Matt emerges from the room after the time expires, all the camera sees is Sunny putting her shirt back on, and Matt immediately leaves with his pals and mentions to them that he has to talk to Nicole. On the drive home, his friends press him for details on what happened between him and Sunny, so he tells them that he had simply sucked Sunny’s breasts (which he had done in order to even out what Nicole did to him, because their relationship ended over her getting her breasts sucked at a frat party).

That night, they find Nicole while she is attending another party at the same frat house, and after Matt tells her about what he did with Sunny and his reason for doing it, they have a conversation that ends with them reconciling and then going into a bedroom and losing their virginity to each other. A day or two later, Matt finally takes a hit from the bong that his friends got to celebrate whenever one of them lost their virginity, and Nicole joins in on it.

LONG VERSION:
A day or two after Matt (Matt Bennett) breaks up with Nicole (Nicole Weaver) (where she informs him that the guy that he thought had slept with her at a frat party she recently went to actually just sucked her breasts during a drinking game that they had), a woman named Becca (Savannah Welch) sends a video-recorded response to the footage that Zack (Zack Pearlman) shot of the breakup and uploaded to his YouTube account. In her response, she first claims to feel sorry for Matt, then tells him that she is willing to be the first woman that he has ever slept with and asks him to contact her. Zack shows Becca’s message to Matt and encourages him to accept her offer, thinking that it will help him forget about Nicole, and ultimately, after thinking it over thoroughly, Matt contacts Becca and agrees to meet with and have sex with her. However, she oddly makes him fill a few prerequisites in advance of their sexual encounter, such as buying an expensive Ralph Lauren suit (which he ends up stealing with the help of Zack, their adopted sister Krysta [Krysta Rodriguez], and their friends Jacob [Jacob Davich] and Justin [Justin Kline] when he is unable to come up with the money to pay for it) and showing up for their encounter showered, shaved, and with no pubic hair.

On the night of the big date, Matt and Zack meet up with Becca at her loft, but she refuses to let Zack film anything and makes him leave. However, after Zack’s video camera shuts off, the movie’s perspective switches over to several video cameras that Becca has hidden throughout the loft, and Becca eventually makes Matt perform oral sex on a transvestite blow-up doll, which also has a hidden camera inside of it. The perspective then switches back to Zack’s camera, which is filming a compilation video of the footage from all of Becca’s hidden cameras on what turns out to be her online video blog, and Zack, Jacob, Justin, and Krysta are shown watching the video in the living room of Matt and Zack’s house. In the middle of the video, Becca appears, and she reveals that she is really a university student named Kelly and that she had used Matt as an unwitting test subject for her graduate thesis on the simplicity of men. She goes on to explain that she eventually left the loft after he experimented with the blow-up doll and never returned, and Matt proved to be so desperate for sex and had so little self-respect that he waited 162 minutes for her to come back before he finally left himself, and she points out that none of her previous test subjects waited for more than 50 minutes.

After the video concludes, Matt’s friends get into an argument with each other over what Matt has just been through and who is to blame for it, and moments later, Matt charges into the room and attacks Zack, both for encouraging him to accept the fling and for posting Kelly’s footage of him with the blow-up doll on YouTube. Zack manages to restrain him, and he tries to convince him that this whole unfortunate episode will blow over soon. Unfortunately for Matt, the video goes viral, and people start to leave blow-up dolls outside of his house to mock him, plus various YouTubers post responses to the video where they either make fun of him or rebuke him for giving men a bad name. Matt is left utterly humiliated and depressed, and one day, when Zack talks to him and tries to tell him that he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and get off his butt and do something, Matt – who still blames Zack for what befell him – responds by harshly insulting him. This causes Zack to stop filming for a while, and Matt locks himself in his room and refuses to leave it.

Two weeks later, Matt’s friends decide to hire his favorite porn star, Sunny Leone (herself), to take his virginity and bring him out of his depressed state. They contact her through her website and explain Matt’s sad story to her, and she agrees to have sex with him for $2,500. After scraping together the money through various fundraising methods, the guys coax Matt out of his room by having Jacob pretend that he enlisted in the Army and then telling Matt that, before he gets deployed overseas, he will be having a big going-away party. Matt takes the bait, and his friends later take him to a strip club to have some more fun, with Matt unaware that this club is the place where Sunny has agreed to meet him and his friends. Matt is then happily surprised when Sunny appears on the main stage to perform for the audience, and when her performance concludes, Matt’s friends take him backstage to meet her and inform him that they hired her to sleep with him. After the guys make their initial introductions with Sunny, they get invited onto her tour bus out in the back of the club, where they meet her boyfriend, Daniel (himself).

Shortly afterwards, Sunny tells Matt that Zack told her all about his breakup with Nicole and everything he went through after that, but after talking things over with Daniel, she has decided that she can’t have sex with him. She wisely tells Matt that, when you have sex with somebody for the first time, it should be with somebody that you think is special and somebody that you might be in love with, so it just wouldn’t be right for him to lose his virginity like this. Matt reluctantly accepts her decision, but asks for – and is granted – five minutes alone in the bus’ bedroom with her. When Matt emerges from the room after the time expires, all the camera sees is Sunny putting her shirt back on, and Matt immediately takes his leave with his pals and mentions to them that he has to talk to Nicole. On the drive home, Matt’s friends press him for details on what happened between him and Sunny, so he tells them that he had simply sucked Sunny’s breasts (which he had done in order to even out what Nicole did to him).

Later that day, Matt finds out from Zack that Nicole is going to be attending another party tonight, and it will be taking place at the same frat house she went to before. Matt and company eventually find her, and after Matt tells her about what he did with Sunny and his reason for doing it, they have a conversation that ends with them reconciling and then going into a bedroom and losing their virginity to each other (with Zack secretly filming the action). A day or two later, Matt finally takes a hit from the bong that his friends got to celebrate whenever one of them lost their virginity, and Nicole joins in on it.